There’s a special breed of human who hears “golf cart” and thinks, “Needs more lift, louder speakers, and probably a skull decal somewhere.”
You know the type.
They’re not interested in quiet cruises and gentle turns. Nah. They want off-road tyres, underglow lights, a sound system that rattles fences, and a paint job that makes the neighbours talk.
And honestly? We respect it.
Because deep down, we’ve all got a bit of “Florida Man” energy in us. The part that says, “Sure, this is unnecessary... but it’s also awesome.”
So if you’ve ever looked at your golf cart and thought, “This could be dumber... in the best possible way,” you’re in the right place.
We’re diving into the funniest, loudest, most over-the-top modifications you can slap onto your golf cart—and yes, we sell most of them.
Let’s build something ridiculous.
1. Lift Kits – Because Ground Clearance = Status
Do you need to lift a golf cart 6 inches off the ground?
No.
Should you?
Absolutely.
A lift kit is the first step in turning your innocent little buggy into a street-dominating beast.
Suddenly, you’re towering over other carts. Parking next to them just feels disrespectful. And if you ever encounter a rogue kerb or a deep pothole?
You’re clearing it without blinking.
Bonus: It makes your golf cart look like it’s about to do something illegal. Even if it’s just heading to the shops.
2. Oversized All-Terrain Tyres – For When You Might Hit a Swamp on the Way to Aldi
If your tyres don’t say “I could drive through the Outback if I wanted to,” are you really trying?
All-terrain tyres give your cart that rugged, I-mean-business look. They also make it louder and slightly more annoying on pavement, which is half the fun.
Not only do they give you better grip on grass, dirt, and gravel—they also complete the lifted look. Without them, your cart is just a giraffe with small shoes.
And nobody wants to be that guy.
3. Custom Steering Wheels – Because You Deserve a Better Grip on Chaos
You wouldn’t drive a proper off-road machine with a plastic kiddie wheel.
So why are you still using the one that came stock?
Swap it out for a racing-style steering wheel, leather grip, or something that looks like it came out of a Mad Max car chase. Go wild. Chrome? Sure. Flames? Definitely. Walnut-finish? Why not—your cart’s classy now.
It’s not about the function. It’s about the flex.
4. Loud AF Speakers – Because... Why not?
What’s the point of having a cart that looks like it’s ready for war if it doesn’t sound like a nightclub on wheels?
Install a speaker system so loud it drowns out your regrets. Whether it’s blasting AC/DC on the way to the pub or playing nature sounds as you terrorise the local ducks, your cart deserves a sound system that lets people know you’ve arrived.
Pro tip: Add a subwoofer. Because if your cart doesn’t shake when it idles, did you even mod it?
5. Cup-Style Phone Holders – For GPS, Tunes, and Looking Like You’re On a Mission
Here’s the thing—if your phone’s just bouncing around in the glovebox or shoved into your pocket, you’re doing it wrong.
You need a cup-style phone holder. Not because it makes you faster. Not because it helps you brake better. But because it makes you look like you’ve got places to be.
Your cart might top out at 19kph, but with your phone mounted like you’re running tactical ops, people respect you.
Turn-by-turn navigation? Right there. Music control? One tap. A full Spotify playlist called “Florida Man Energy”? At your fingertips.
Bonus: You get to pull up to your mate’s place, pop it into park, and check your phone like you just rolled off a heist.
Form? Function? Status?
All in one cup holder.
6. Club & Ball Washer – Because Clean Golf Balls = Maximum Accuracy
If you're out here modding your cart like a lunatic but still wiping your golf ball on your shorts… you're not fully committed.
You need a club and ball washer mounted to the side of your cart like a piece of military hardware. Not just because it works—but because it makes you look like you're gearing up for a serious mission.
Drive. Park. Clean. Swing. Win.
You pull up with this thing, and you’re not just someone out for a hit—you’re a precision operator. A man who respects the art. A man who will not, under any circumstances, tolerate dirt on his 9-iron.
It’s the kind of upgrade that says, “I take my fun seriously.”
And isn’t that what all this is about?
Clean cart. Clean gear. Awesome stuff.
7. Decorative Modifications – Skull Decals, Chrome Everything, and a Bit of Insanity
There’s a thin line between style and chaos.
And this is the blog where we cross it.
If you’re going full “Florida Man,” then stock colours aren’t gonna cut it. Think camo wraps, skull-and-flame decals, or a giant sticker that says “Cartzilla.”
Chrome accents on every surface? Yes. Light-up cupholders? Obviously. A mounted flag that serves no purpose? Mandatory.
It’s not about subtlety—it’s about being the legend of your neighbourhood.
Final Thoughts
Look, golf carts were never meant to go this hard.
But here you are—modding yours like it’s a cross between a monster truck, a mobile disco, and a tactical assault vehicle. And honestly? We’re here for it.
Because upgrading your cart isn’t just about functionality. It’s about personality. It’s about fun. It’s about standing out on the course, around the block, or just cruising your property like a legend.
And if you’re wondering where to actually get all this gear?
Golf Car Parts & Repairs has you covered.
We stock everything from golf cart lift kits, accelerator cables, and performance brake parts, to fun accessories like mobile phone holders, club and ball washers, and more. Whether you’re aiming for practical upgrades or just want to build the most ridiculous cart your neighbourhood has ever seen—we’ve got the parts, the knowledge, and the workshop to back it all up.
We ship Australia-wide. We offer expert advice. And we’re proudly one of the country’s most trusted names in golf cart parts and accessories.
So if you're ready to turn your golf cart into something unforgettable...
Browse our full range of golf cart modifications online and start building your beast today.
